Principles in the Mel-ocracy

Principles in the Mel-ocracy:

1. I don't download pirated movies/TV or copy movies for free.
2. I don't take my shoes off at the cinema and put my feet up on the seat in front - this is gross people! People's heads rest where your stinky feet have been!
3. I don't check my phone during the movie. Even if it's on silent you can still be annoyed by the glowing screen. You are not so important it can't wait 2 hours.
4. I usually stay to the end of the credits, just in case there is a bit at the end.
5. I do talk in films if necessary, but quietly.
6. I will annoy my companions by guessing the movie within 3 seconds of the preview starting, if possible.
7. If nobody else wants to go, I will go by myself rather than miss out.
8. I don't spoil endings or twists.


Tuesday 16 August 2011

One Night at Crash n Burn

Crash n Burn was a dingy dive bar in the centre of Brisbane, set below ground level beneath a bunch of shops and with a very low roof.  It was the venue for many an awesome gig, whether it was international touring bands, national tours for well known bands, or just showcasing local talent.  On sweltering summer afternoons it would host all ages punk shows and sweat would drip from the ceiling because the kids couldn't help but mosh hard.  Unfortunately it closed down to make way for a strip club in the late 90s (which it still is today sadly!) I spent many an afternoon and evening there, and met many people who are still my very good friends. If I didn't actually meet you there, I probably hung out with you there at least once or saw your band play there.  The staff were great, a lot like a big family and towards the end I was family enough to give the guys a hand cleaning up before grabbing a cab home in the morning daylight.  I even had my 21st birthday party there!

As good as all the bands were, and I did see hundreds, I also enjoyed staying around afterwards for the great tunes that would be played til dawn.  I loved dancing so much, although you would probably call it jumping up and down or skanking or headbanging rather than dancing.  So with my rose coloured glasses firmly on and a disclaimer that I take no responsibility for accuracy to a particular year or night (some of these songs may only have been played if I was there and requested them - thanks Stef), here is a tracklist for a night at Crash n Burn after the bands have packed up, hope you enjoy this little trip back in time....

Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet with Buttefly Wings
Faith no More - Ashes to Ashes
The Tea Party - Temptation
Pop Will Eat Itself - Everything's Cool


Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot
  

Fear Factory - Self Bias Resistor
Pantera - Walk
Rage against the Machine - Bullet in the Head
Mr Bungle - Girls of Porn


I always hated it when this next song would come on, I used to love it but really went off it after all the chicks would get out on the dancefloor and practically do a striptease/grind to this song.
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Kyuss - One Inch Man

Monster Magnet - Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Tool - Opiate
Faith no More - Digging the Grave
Revolting Cocks  - Do ya think I'm Sexy?

Korn - A.D.I.D.A.S
Insurge - Political Prisoners

The Pixies - Debaser
Nirvana - Come as you Are
Stone Temple Pilots - Vasoline
L7 - Shitlist

Hole - Doll Parts
Weezer - Buddy Holly
Blur - Song 2
Veruca Salt - Seether

Bjork - Army of Me
Breeders - Cannonball
Garbage - Vow
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealin'
Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
Alice in Chains - Rooster

Green Day - Basket Case
Face to Face - Blind
Sublime - Date Rape

Blink 182 - Apple Shampoo
Rancid - Ruby Soho
The Living End - Strange


No Doubt - Just a Girl
Pennywise - Peaceful Day


Madness - Baggy Trousers
The Fireballs - Don't Bother Me
Blister - Baby Won't you Mind my Towel
Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia
Fur - Blondi


Feel free to add more to this list by commenting, especially if I've forgotten your fave song...

3 comments:

  1. bahahaha the NIN comment still applies.

    I think you need White Zombie in there. Pennywise song would probably be Perfect People or Same old Story.

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  2. and you need 21st Century Digital Boy by Bad Religion.

    Damn good times Mel, damn good!

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  3. Haha I could see Closer causing some grindable reactions!

    Sounds like a bloody good playlist too!

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